Iguanas Iguanas, Iguanas, here and there
Iguanas, Iguanas, everywhere
Iguanas, Iguanas, have no hair,
But if they did it would give me a scare
Iguanas, Iguanas, are patriotic
Iguanas, Iguanas, just love to frolic
Iguanas, Iguanas, are diabolic
However they are not hypermetabolic
Iguanas, Iguanas, climb in trees
Iguanas, Iguanas, don’t eat bees
Iguanas, Iguanas, have boards of trustees
And because iguanas are animals they are not Heterobasidiomycetes
Iguanas, Iguanas, eat lots fruit
Iguanas, Iguanas, don’t eat american arrowroot
Iguanas, Iguanas, go to the iguana polytechnic institute
However they don’t like dogs, especially the alaskan malamute
Iguanas, Iguanas, love to ball
Iguanas, Iguanas, drink lots of ethanol
Iguanas, Iguanas, love to brawl
But they don’t have hands so they can’t use anonymous file transfer protocol
Iguanas, Iguanas, don’t eat carrion
Iguanas, Iguanas, are ovolactovegetarian
Iguanas, Iguanas, hate agrarians
That makes them antidisestablishmentarians
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